smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
*Gets up from seat and leaves*
its been a million years and this is still hilarious
a million years and a million notes later
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
here you go
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.